Wordly Wonders

As goes the line from “Indiana Jones” that Harrison Ford ad-libbed to stardom, it’s not the years, it’s the mileage… and apparently, Jennifer Aniston’s got just the right reading on her dash. In a victorious day for cougars everywhere, actress Jennifer Aniston laid it all on the line: she and her younger beau/singer, John Mayer, are getting married! … Made you look. No, but the two are indeed back together. This is a victory to every couple out there who either never actually broke up, or broke up for legitimate reasons, but decided to brave it once more, rather than face the unknown.

Mayer has been kinder in his tone when speaking of Aniston, when not that long ago, he was bragging to reporters that it was he, not Aniston, who broke up the relationship once before. In an impromptu interview with “Access Hollywood” reporters, Mayer lovingly referring to Aniston as “that girl,” gushing that she truly understands the singer. Now, comfortably joking around that the cat is out of the bag, Mayer joshed around with reporters this week, playing on the idea that Aniston is pregnant. Mayer told the same “Access Hollywood” crew “Jen is a huge liar and we are having twins.” This, in response to Jennifer Aniston’s visit with Oprah this week. During the hard-hitting interview, Oprah asked all the tough questions, such as are you dating John Mayer, and are you pregnant?

The cougar, in one of its various forms.

The cougar, in one of its various forms.

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